The latest developer diary from the upcoming Risen 2: Dark Waters touches on everything from how the classic swashbuckling action is only one way to get through the game's quests to the dirty parrot-assisted tricks you can pull on your opponents during battle. But all we can think about after watching it is how bad we want to swordfight a jaguar.

The pirate RPG comes out on April 27, so get your eyepatches and peg legs ready—though it's not Talk Like A Pirate Day quite yet, you're going to want to celebrate.

Is there anything you'd rather swordfight than a jaguar? A shark would be awesome. Hmm. Let us know in the comments or on Twitter.