Final Level: Kiln of the First Flame
Why It Sucked: Not that it matters, because we adore every other facet of this game more than we can describe with words (even though that's sort of our job), but both endings are basically just filler that you have to go through before you can start your next new game plus.
How We Would End It: If you think the ending of this game matters, you're missing the point. Our one wish is that the ending you chose somehow affected the next playthrough, which, sadly, neither does.