Scratch that itchy lump of nostalgia growing on the back of your neck today by downloading a real Mewtwo in Pokemon Black or White, courtesy of The Pokemon Company International. The original legendary Pokemon is only available until Feb. 26, so you might as well get it now before you forget.
You whippersnappers have it easy. Back in my day we had to go to the mall to get special legendary Pokemon. Now you just have to select "mystery gift" on the main menu and sign into Nintendo's wi-fi connection. Ingrates.
If it doesn't have the stats or nature you want, you can reset and try again, since it's different every time. Now at least I'll have something to do during the Grammys tonight.
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