Behold the meme that started it all. In one minute and nineteen seconds, Graydon Sheppard and Kyle Humphrey's montage of a nameless white chick going about her day captures girly behavior so accurately that even most women will plead guilty to letting every last one of these phrases rip. Those who don't care to bow down to 2012's present, undeniable lords of YouTube can feel free to take it up with them in the comments section, where they'll discover that nearly 10 million other viewers will care to disagree.