One drunken man nearly drove straight into the light when he navigated his SUV into the outbound Muni Metro tunnel in downtown San Francisco on Thursday. The intoxicated fail resulted in a two hour service delay as police pushed the vehicle off the tracks.
40-year-old Scott Mitchell-not to be confused with the former Detroit Lions Quarterback-of Sebastopol was arrested on suspicion of DUI, failure to obey a stop sign and driving on train tracks. His previously clean driving record is now hilariously tarnished.
A witness says he saw Muni employees from a transit agency building in the area chase Mitchell's SUV into the tunnel. We wonder what liquor-soaked dream he was chasing at 40 miles per hour.