Viral Date: October 2006

While sing-rapping a story in the key of cover your ears, Reh Dogg, who may be deaf and/or slow, is inexplicably shown lathering himself in the shower, taking batting practice, and doing one of the slowest, get-yourself-shot combat roll gun loadings we've ever seen. After watching this strange vid, we too are left to ask, whyyyyy?

As if he wasn't weird enough in real life, Reh Dogg is now animated on his website.