Viral Date: October 2006

While sing-rapping a story in the key of cover your ears, Reh Dogg, who may be deaf and/or slow, is inexplicably shown lathering himself in the shower, taking batting practice, and doing one of the slowest, get-yourself-shot combat roll gun loadings we've ever seen. After watching this strange vid, we too are left to ask, whyyyyy?

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
As if he wasn't weird enough in real life, Reh Dogg is now animated on his website.