Viral Date: August 2008

Impressing a girl with an expensive gift? Taking her out to a fancy restaurant? Fuck that shit. The key to getting panties to drop is keeping your fridge fully-stocked with strategically-chosen beverages, as video blogger Mr. Chi-City shows us in this genius tutorial. Hit ’em with the Mystic!

YOU AUGHTA KNOW:
In an interview with Metallungies, Mr. Chi calculates that between all the beverages and snacks on snacks, he probably spent about $280.