ABC's Celebrity Wife Swap has announced their January season's swaps, and it's safe to say that no stranger pairings have ever existed.

How strange? Gary Busey and Ted Haggard strange. What do you get when you mix a crazy-eyed former drug addict with an admittedly bisexual pastor? Heck if we know!

Other swaps this season include: Tracey Gold (Growing Pains) and songstress Carnie Wilson, Niecy Nash (Reno911!) and Tina Yothers (Family Ties), wrestler Mick Foley and actor Antonio Sabato Jr., and perhaps the most baffling, Twisted Sister's Dee Snider and over-sized timepiece-donning, gibberish-talking former member of Public Enemy, Flavor Flav.

We've never been so excited to see human-bartering on television more.

[via USA Today]