Big Trouble in Little China

Type of Game: Beat ‘em up

Fact, there already IS a Big Trouble in Little China game, but it looks like this. So yeah, it’s balls. What there NEEDS to be though is a modern version of the game on PSN or XBox Live Arcade where you could walk down the screen, Streets of Rage style, and bash some skull in as Jack Burton, Wang Chi, or Egg Shen. They would fight the Wing Kong, the Three Storms, and, finally, Lo Pan himself. We’ll buy this game RIGHT NOW. So somebody make it already.