2. Masayuki Ishikawa as "Winnie the Pooh"
We always knew there was something evil brewing beneath that cuddly exterior. It seems that, as of 2008, the not-to-be-fucked-with bear has made the switch from robbing bees of their honey to robbing civilians of their money. Tokyo police arrested the costume-clad Masayuki Ishikawa for attacking two passersby because—why else?—they looked at him the wrong way. After the perpetrator asked the two why they were staring at him, he and his fellow thugs (who lamely weren’t dressed up as Eeyore and co.) proceeded to beat the guys senseless before taking off with their $160. Oh bother.