Sometimes, as a street performer, it's best to just get the hell out of people's way. Last week, a man dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants on Hollywood Boulevard allegedly got too close to two teenage girls while working tourists for money. Words were exchanged and the big foamie exchanged a series of comical punches with the young ladies. Though he wasn't ultimately arrested, and neither side pressed charges, police detained this sad dude while people filmed it and snapped photos. Apparently unmasking the guy who dresses up as SpongeBob for a living was punishment enough.