We hate to break it to you, but SpongeBob Squarepants does not live in "a pineapple under the sea". He lives on the cold, hard streets: Hollywood Boulevard to be exact. And apparently, what he does there is not exactly kid-friendly. 

The LA Times reported that NickToons favorite, Mr. SpongeBob himself, was detained in Hollywood outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre Tuesday, where he was questioned but not arrested.

His offense was described as a "brief incident with two females". Oh, SpongeBob. Too many days spent in Bikini Bottom, perhaps?

[via LA Times]