A better toilet isn't one of things we constantly find ourselves wishing we had. A crapper is a crapper, right? Yes, except when it's the $6,500 Kohler Numi.
This piece of porcelain perfection features as much tech as Bill Gates living room: there's a built-in music system, motion activated lid and seat, integrated air dryer, deodorizer, heated seat, ambient lightning, and foot warmers. Oh, and a remote control to actually do all of those things. Users can even customize and save their toilet preferences (water temperature, spray pattern, etc.) so the Numi works just the way the want it to every time they go to do their do.
If you're dropping that kind of guap on a toilet, your paper gotta be thick.