R.I.P., people. What, you didn’t hear? We've only got two days left before everything goes to complete shit. In case you didn’t catch signs like
this or
this in the neck of your woods,
Saturday, May 21 will be our last day on Earth. Jesus will return, and we will die because of it, even though typically Christ comes across as a pretty cool dude.
This is all according to
this guy, also known as a
full-of-shit false prophet Harold Camping. We apologize if this news has got you on your knees praying for forgiveness while bumping some of Mase's old shit. The thing is, you actually might want to hold off on doing any of that.
The truth is, we have been here before. Many, many times. Throughout history, alleged prophets, pastors, scientists, authors, cult-leaders, journalists, and just overall nut-cases have all predicted our doom. And, as you can tell, we're still here, which means all those fuckers have been wrong—so far. Considering the spotty record, we’re going to assume that this Saturday’s unleashing of doom will be off, too. Well, hopefully. We'll find out soon enough. Until then, here are
10 End Of The World Predictions That Have Failed, to make us all feel a little better.
Tonto Kawalski May 19th, 2011 at 02:05 PM
Dude you're totally wrong about the Jehova's Witnesses. In 1914 it's believed that Satan was hurled to earth out of heaven. Remember the World War? True christians know that no one can predict when the world is going to end. It says it the bible.
Hustle Westbrook May 19th, 2011 at 08:46 PM
What he said
Yoshi Aguilera May 21st, 2011 at 08:14 PM
If the world were supossed to end, it would've end the day of the first prediction of the end of the world
Irvstaa May 24th, 2011 at 01:44 AM
Haha, this gu waited AFTER May 21st to post a comment! Whoa, youre confident words blew me away!
Irvstaa May 24th, 2011 at 01:48 AM
Ha, i meant till the end of the day
Gumnaam November 12th, 2011 at 09:39 AM
For me and you, the world will end on the day we die.