5. SUPERMAN TRIES TO SABOTAGE PAT BOONE’S CAREER IN SUPERMAN’S GIRLFRIEND LOIS LANE #9 (1959)

Lois Lane is kind of a floozy. She claimed to always be in love with the Man of Steel, but right when popular crooner Pat Boone began to make eyes at her, she fell head over heels in love. The two even attempted to record a song together. This is when Superman’s latent douchey personality surfaced. 

Obsessed with making sure the song never got recorded, Superman used every super power in his arsenal in order to sabotage the duet and make the two of them miserable. Apparently that’s how the Man of Steel treats the people he cares about.

Instead of playing this sick game of sabotage, Supes should have just ripped Pat Boone in half like a phone book.