It's Charlie Sheen's world; we're just living in it. The rant-y rave-y Two and a Half Men star signed up for Twitter on Tuesday, and his verified account already has 100,000 followers and climbing.

As The Atlantic reports, Sheen had 10,000 followers after his first eight minutes on the social networking site. At this rate, he could crack one million followers by morning. That he's done all of this without writing a single tweet should come as no surprise. Wonder what his first comment will be? Fingers crossed for something about super-powered naps and Adonis DNA.