#9: KENAN THOMPSON

Age: 32

Saturday Night Live has always featured the token black comedian, and a few of them have gone on to megastar success. Even if their recent movie output hasn’t been stellar, you can’t deny the pop culture influences of former SNL cast members Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock. Unfortunately, Kenan Thompson isn’t even in Tim Meadows’ league. Thompson, who went from being a Nickelodeon mainstay to an SNL regular, is barely humorous on the show itself, so imagine how unfunny a movie of his would be. Heaven help us if the Thompson-starring Big Momma’s House: The Next Generation of our nightmares ever actually happens.