MADELINE ZIMA
Character: Mia Cross
Season(s): 1-4
Why they were hot: Sure, she was fucking insane, but weirdly enough that kind of just made her hotter. She punched Hank during sex, later informed him that said encounter was statutory rape because she was only 16, blackmailed him, and even stole his book about a sixteen-year-old girl who has sex with an older man and is consequently sexually awakened, and claimed it as her own. Psychopathic - totally. But a hot one, and that’s what really matters. Besides, we can take a punch.