PARIS HILTON, R.I.P.
Year: 2007
How she did NOT die: Remember when Paris Hilton went to jail in 2007? Ah, good times. When the heiress was kickin’ back in the slammer, a few rumors spread around that she’d been found dead—one said a fellow inmate shanked her, another said she committed suicide. Yeah, who cares about consistency? Still, it’s totally believable that Princess Paris would be shanked or that, without being able to nourish her brain by bleaching her roots, that she would go insane and take her fabulous life.