JOHN PROFUMO (CONSERVATIVE SECRETARY OF THE STATE OF WAR, ENGLAND)
In 1963, Profumo, who was the Sectary of State for War in British Prime Minister Harold Macmillanâ€™s administration, got himself into some real James Bond-type shit when he was outed for having an affair with call girl Christine Keeler, who was also having an affair with a Russian spy and a drug dealer. At first Profumo denied it, and even lied to the House of Commons, but eventually he was forced to resign. A couple of months later, Macmillian resigned as well, due to heath issues (sure). All this raises the question: Was that vagina really worth it? We wish we knew to say.