THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN
Maybe it's because the Kama Sutra was written in India, but it seems like every time there's an old Indian man on screen, they're an unhinged horn dog, like our boy Mooj from SmartTech. Suppose that's better than being an unhinged knife-wielding jealous boyfriend, like actor Shelley Malil, who played Mooj's homeboy Haziz, though.