Disney x Marvel: 5 Movies They Should Make Next

Disney x Marvel: 5 Movies They Should Make Next

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Sure, it's old news by now, but Disney's announced purchase of Marvel and all its characters has revved up the Internet's creativity machine, with comic-book fans and Disney-loving pedophiles alike firing up the imaging software to imagine their favorite mashups. The thing is, no one's as good at it as we are (suck it, Conan!) Besides, no one cares about Disney characters, and the House That Walt Built knows that it's gonna need a lot more than Mickneto to get its movie mojo back. That's why we went ahead and planned out Disney's next few tentpole releases (ayo!), starring the only sure-fire moneymakers in Hollywood...

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BOOTY AND BEAST
STARRING: Storm and Beast
PLOT: The Foxy Brown of Xavier's crew finds love with a brilliant and gentle man who happens to be covered in blue hair. Some other shit happens too, but we're too busy waiting to see if Storm whips up a hurricane that blows her clothes off.

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Tags: beast, cyclops, disney, emma-frost, marvel, rogue, stan-lee, storm, wolverine, x-men
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