Do. Not. Fuck. With. Kiefer Sutherland. (Especially when he's on a fuzzy navel and Newport Lights bender.) Apparently designer Jack McCullough found that out the hard way earlier this week when he was on the receiving end of a Kiefer head-butt. Rumor is, Gentleman Jack wasn't much of a gentleman to Brooke Shields and Kief brained him with his brain-case; now KS is facing misdemeanor assault charges. In honor of Kiefer, we start your weekend off with a dull thud with The Greatest Head-Butts of All Time...
ZINEDINE ZIDANE VS. MARCO MATERAZZI
ASHER ROTH LOOKALIKE VS. RESTAURANT OWNER
BALD MORON VS. "VAGGIE"
JESUS VS. PHONE & THE POLICE
CADELL EVENS VS. CAMERA
GIRL VS. BOUNCER
FRENCH DUDE VS. OTHER FRENCH DUDE
DUDE IN BLACK SHIRT VS. FAT DUDE
J.R. BOLGER VS. BARBELL
JOCKEY VS. HORSE


































Hard White May 8th, 2009 at 05:00 PM
Those dudes ain't French! If they were they'd prolly be tongue kissin!
kid May 9th, 2009 at 03:08 AM
LOL @ the French
Woah May 8th, 2009 at 05:05 PM
That was great. Mullet Man sure showed that phone who was boss.