WHAT SHOE REPRESENTS YOU AS A PERSON?
The Brooks Beast running shoe. It wears its purpose on the outside. The materials are basic—it’s nerdy but it’s a killer. There’s an awkwardness about it, but if you get past that, the awkwardness is endearing.
Five-inch stiletto heels. They’re sexy but surprisingly comfortable. I always wear stilettos, and I just think that represents me. I’m not a flats kind of girl.
WHAT WAS YOUR CRAZIEST FLASHING INCIDENT?
An ill-advised college hookup left me with some unexpected visitors—the kind I had to send packing with a trip to the doctor’s office. The doc’s hot assistant walked in while my pants were down. The flashing was unintentional, but I think it (and the, uh, visitors) was why I never hit it.
We were camping, filming for our show, and this girl kept riding by in a boat, pulling her pants down, mooning and flashing us. She really wanted to get on camera, so we put her on camera. You’ll definitely see that on season three.
WHAT ARE THE SHORTEST SHORTS YOU’VE WORN?
So short it looked like Troy Polamalu was giving me a shoulder ride.
I sleep in booty shorts. Not those athletic shorts but lacy little booty shorts. They’re really sexy. You know, you gotta fall asleep feeling sexy so you can wake up and feel good about yourself and have a good day.
WHO IS YOUR MOST DEDICATED FAN?
It’s a toss-up between Arianna Huffington, Sasha Grey and Ahmad Rashad. Don’t ask, it’s a long story.
This 11-year-old girl wrote and asked me if I would adopt her. She was serious. She promised that she’d get good grades, she wouldn’t be a problem and she’d never act out if I punished her. It was a little weird.