A few months ago, popular recreational website Pornhub put all their cards on the table and started a record label with rap star Coolio. They also announced that they were holding a "Pornhub Anthem" contest, and holding true to their word, they have announced not one but two winners today. Pornhub VP Corey Price Stone found the two anthems created by winners Jordan Royale and Mihannah Zhang to be as irresistible as the urge to visit the site itself:
We wanted an artist to evoke an emotive response representative of the Pornhub brand from listeners. Both Jordan and Mihannah did just that. They took the personality of our brand and delicately crafted it…Here at Pornhub Records we’re all about star quality, and without further ado we’d like to introduce the world to Jordan Royale and Mihannah Zhang.
As for the songs themselves? They are actually pretty good, if not a little too on the nose. Royale's rap infused cut name drops at least ten vixens at the top of the song before he explains how pornography is an escape from a bad day. It's like a "Fap meets rap" collaboration. Meanwhile, Zhang's poppy tune is a little more catchy, and sounds exactly like something you'd hear during a scene. Not that we'd know anything about that. Listen to both of the anthems, with the volume down preferably, below.
