Last week, DMX made headlines for confessing that he once ate dog food. But this week, we thankfully get prime DMX, courtesy of this video from TMZ of him on a Slingshot ride in Orlando. Essentially, DMX is screaming his most well known ad-libs while waiting for the ride to launch, and grabs onto his chain for dear life as he's catapulted into midair. Unfortunately, a lot of it is edited so most of the video is one long bleeeeeep. This is almost better than the video of this kid.