10 Bizarre Storytelling Rap Songs

Kilo Ali "She Got Me Eatin' Pussy" (1992)

Album: A Town Rush
Label: Arvis/Ichiban
Producer: Unknown

It's impossible to wrap your head around the feat of actual discovery. In 1492, some would say Christopher Columbus "discovered" America. In 1953, Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay were the first to explore the top of Mount Everest. In 1992, Kilo Ali discovered cunnilingus, and quickly became addicted. Can't stop, won't stop, a lot of mouth-to-lips CPR. All because of this one girl. So, this girl either ruined or saved him, who knows. Oral sex never killed anyone, right? Unless this is all he eats, ignoring the food pyramid, and he's not getting his recommended daily vitamins in? That could be a problem. But that'd probably take a while. Honestly, I think this whole "Kilo Ali always has his mouth full" thing has gotten out of hand. It just can't possibly be true! If he's always eating pussy, how is he rapping this song?

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