5. "Have you ever ever ever in your long-legged life have a sneaky freaky finger make that butt feel so nice?/Cocoa Butter coated on some Vaseline so I can stick it in with ease and turn that ass into a fiend/And have you screamin like a ho, begging like bitch/And my favorite part is the role reversal switch/Where I stick it in, dig it in as far as I can/And when I ask 'Who's the man' you say 'Shaun is the man!'/Turn around and bend over, I'm a do the Humpty Dance/It's my mating ritual putting niggas in a trance/Grab the booty cheeks, spread em open wide/Feel the surprise that I'm about to put inside...open wide" - LeShaun
Song: "Wide Open" (1994)
THE KID IN THE BEGINNING SAYS HE'S 17 YEARS OLD. We had to include pretty much all of LeShaun's first verse because of how amazing it is. The song itself is about a woman forcefully fingering a dude's butt whether he likes it or not. The misandry is so refreshing. Bonus points for having such a catchy chorus.