50 Awesome Guilty Pleasure Songs We're Ashamed to Like (But Not Really)

Mike Posner "Cooler Than Me" (2010)

Album: 31 Minutes to Takeoff

In his debut single, Posner laments about a girl with a superiority complex who wears oversized sunglasses. He assumes she thinks she is cooler than him, and repeats this sentiment several times. We have seen Mike Posner, and this is likely true.

Men can play this song when they anticipate getting shutdown to dull the impending pain, and women can play it when they wake up feeling like a bad bitch, and want the world to know it. Everyone should play it in private, lest anyone overhear and fear they've been transported back to the summer of 2011. -Shante Cosme

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