10 Signs Your Girl Listens to Too Much Rap Music

She refers to her vagina as the G.O.A.T.

Knowledge reigns supreme over nearly everybody. Cash rules everything around me. The good die over mostly bullshit. Hip-hop is acronym-crazy, but perhaps the most tragicomic rap acronym of all time is "G.O.A.T." popularized in hip-hop by LL Cool J after making it the title of his eighth studio album. G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) was LL's only record to hit No. 1 on Billboard, but your girl is probably more familiar with the term from her days of "keystyling" rap verses on hip-hop message boards. It's cool that your girl is cocky about the gifts God gave her, but "G.O.A.T." is a pretty absurd acronym to use in a boastful manner when talking about a rap career, never mind body parts.

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