Do you want to grow a brolic beard like Freeway? Well, does he have the product for you. Introducing Freeway's Manbeard Lotion, made up of aloe vera, mint, and freshly squeezed kiwi juice, squeezed by Philly Freezer himself. By using this lotion, you can grow a beard like Freeway's in 21 days, and go from being a poon to a goon in no time!

Well, not really. This is just a clever promo video for his new album Diamond in the Ruff, put together by Eric's World TV. You can't actually call 1-900-HUSTLER and order the product. But it's super hilarious, and a must watch. 

Peep the mock infomercial above, and cop Freeway's new album on iTunes now.

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