Tomorrow’s Maybach Music Group Untouchable Maybach Music Empire press conference is shaping up to be the most overhyped media event since LeBron James’s “The Decision.” When’s the last time you got a special invitation to a news briefing sponsored by Island Def Jam, Warner Music, and Ciroc? Though it may not be broadcast live on ESPN, rest assured that the entire hip-hop universe will be hanging on Rick Ross’ every word, gesture, and grunt.

With MMG riding high and Ross poised to deliver the last album under his current contract with Def Jam, speculation about his future plans is running wild. So while we wait to see what earth-shaking news the Bawse decides to reveal—and whether Pill will try to bumrush the show in hopes of signing something, anything—we couldn’t help but dream up these predictions of announcements we’d like to see. So keep reading... it’ll all be worth it if You Only Laugh Once. #YOLO.

Written by Rob Kenner (@boomshots)