Dildos are no longer being limited to their sex toy usage. In fact, dildos have become the go-to tool so to speak used by protesters in the fight for their cause. Last year enterprising college students protested guns being allowed on campus by wearing dildos spurring a catchy campaign hashtag #CocksNotGlocks. Recently dildos were sent to the Oregon militia group occupying a wildlife refuge. As a follow-up 55 gallons of lube were sent. So what if the latter was more of a troll than a "protest?" Which brings me to this story about a New Zealand politician getting hit in the face with a dildo. 

It was a nutty day for New Zealand politician Steven Joyce at a press conference on Friday. He was in Waitangi, New Zealand being interviewed after signing the Trans-Pacific Partnership when he got a face full of dildo. In a ballsy move a protester launched the dildo saying, "That's for raping our sovereignty. That's for raping our country, because of the TPPA and selling away our rights and our freedom. (In short the TPP is a trade agreement of sorts between 12 Pacific countries, writes Mashable.)

Joyce was a good sport afterwards telling reporters, "We actually thought it was a little bit humorous at the end of it all…new experiences in politics everyday, it's the privilege of serving."