Ah, yes. The elusive white girl with ass (scientific name: honkeus donkeus). Some say it's a myth, but those in the know, know otherwise. Used to be white girls were afraid to have ass. Fortunately, those days are over. From Stacy Keibler to Britney Spears to Minka Kelly, no longer does a lack of melanin equal a lack of a (pair of) melons. So read on for our in-depth look at the phenomenon, and find the answer (our at least) to that most vexing of identity questions: are (half) Armenians white?!?