The 25 Douchiest Bars in Austin

25. Dogwood

Address: 715 West 6th St.
Website: thedogwoodaustin.com

Dogwood is a nice enough looking bar. Its stone walls and deep-stained hardwood create the ideal haven for drinking a beer, and its outdoor area is perfect for lounging. But come by on a Friday or Saturday night when they turn up the Top 40 louder than it ever should be, and you'll find yourself in the center of a sweaty circle-jerk of the drunken conversation of young business school maggots. The kind of conversation you're ashamed to overhear, let alone be a part of. If you enter with a pretty girl, expect said maggot to get on his knees and plead for her hand in marriage within two minutes. Wooing at its worst, courtesy of Dogwood.

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