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Planning an epic Halloween costume is a lot of hard work and you've only got about a week left to pull it off. Thankfully there are plenty of awesome pre-made costumes just waiting for you if you've got the cash. This guide will have you dressed to the nines at whatever party you wind up going to and they won't look like something your mom stitched together half an hour before you showed up.
Mario and Luigi
Mario
Price: $39.99
Link: http://bit.ly/T8SjEI
Luigi
Price: $39.99
Link: http://bit.ly/QJpdYn
There'll be no need for long-winded explanations when people ask you who you're dressed as. Simply respond, "It'sa me!" and they'll get the picture. If they don't, feel free to tag-team your partner, Luigi, and jump on their heads for being so clueless.
Yoshi, Peach and Toad
Yoshi
Price: $27.05
Link: http://bit.ly/TB3d2c
Peach
Price: $49.99
Link: http://bit.ly/WVtpKb
Toad
Price: $29.99
Link: http://bit.ly/PKk7Ag
Where would Mario and Luigi be without their faithful friends? Whether you want to play as trust steed Yoshi, beautiful princess Peach, or the whipped servant-boy Toad, there's a good chance you'll be ridden at least once by the end of the night.
Sexy Pac-Man Lingerie
Sexy Pac-Man Lingerie
Price: $39.99
Link: http://amzn.to/WCJXYW
Cut the pretences and get right down to business with this sexy Pac-Man inspired lingerie costume. It's guaranteed to turn heads and turn a few Inky and Clyde's blue with frustration.
Simon "Ghost" Riley
Simon "Ghost" Riley
Price: $49.99
Link: http://bit.ly/QJnwKr
Clear out the opposition with this Call of Duty inspired "Ghost" costume. Pull out your best war stories to impress people, just don't tell them about the time you mowed down dozens of innocent civilians in an airport; that kind of thing really tends to kill the mood.
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider Anniversary
Price: $54.55
Link: http://amzn.to/RcyHis
Tomb Raider Classic
Price: $49.99
Link: http://amzn.to/WCKzgW
It takes a lot more than two big guns to pull off a successful Tomb Raider costume, but these two Lara Croft variants are bound to make it a little easier. Plunder the Halloween candy bowls like an ancient Aztec ruin with either the updated Anniversary costume, or one from that awful Angel of Darkness phase.
Link
Link
Price: $69.99
Link: http://bit.ly/RenR92
If you can gather the courage, wisdom, and power needed to dress as an elf for Halloween, you can do a lot worse than this Link costume. Thankfully there's no annoying blue fairy attachment to go along with it; your nagging girlfriend will have to take that job.
Sexy Pikachu
Sexy Pikachu
Price: $59.99
Link: http://amzn.to/Ta7tJX
It's time to ruin some childhoods with this sexy rendition of Pikachu. With your adorable little ears and cute lightningbolt tail, you'll have no problem catching 'em all or take a more conservative route and save yourself for a guy with master balls.
Tron Legacy
Men's Tron Costume
Price: $50.95
Link: http://amzn.to/QB7jJr
Women's Tron Costume
Price: $36.71
Link: http://amzn.to/RVJApt
You spend enough time playing video games that you might actually have a chance in the cyber world of Tron. Donning one of these padded jumpsuits may not transport you inside an arcade game, but at least you'll be able to pretend you've been derezzed.
Ken and Ryu
Ken Masters
Price: $42.99
Link: http://bit.ly/fDBiO
Ryu
Price: $42.99
Link: http://bit.ly/RTCodJ
Want to look like one of the most badass Street Fighters on the planet? Well, sureyoucan! Both costumes come with an appropriate colored karate gi and brawling gloves so you don't hurt your fists when pulling off sweet combos. Just be warned: abs not included.
Chun Li and Juri
Chun Li
Price: $30.35
Link: http://bit.ly/RN3ikb
Juri
Price: $69.99
Link: http://bit.ly/QJm3nn
You may not have thighs as voluptuous as Chun Li's, but that's no reason not to get your rapid kick on. Meanwhile this Juri costume will give you that crazy-girl hair you've always wanted. Break bones and hearts in either of these sexy Street Fighter inspired costumes.
Scorpion and Sub-Zero
Scorpion
Price: $41.49
Link: http://bit.ly/QA5DQp
Sub-Zero
Price: $41.49
Link: http://bit.ly/T5vJII
You'll finally have an excuse to tell girls to "Get over here!" dressed as Scorpion, or you can freeze them dead in their tracks as Sub-Zero. Either way, you'll be a force to be reckoned with when douchebags start moving in on your territory.
Mileena, Kitana, and Sonya Blade
Mileena
Price: $38.27
Link: http://bit.ly/GTMJ67
Kitana
Price: $38.27
Link: http://bit.ly/nkW0gV
Sonya Blade
Price: $49.99
Link: http://bit.ly/TlxJTD
Who says boys are the only ones who can kick ass? Whether you're fighting for Earth or the Netherealm, there's a sexy costume just waiting for you to squeeze into it. Weapons may not be included, but with outfits like these you'll probably give challengers whiplash just from craning their necks to get a better look.
Tifa Lockheart
Tifa Lockheart
Price: $108.95
Link: http://amzn.to/RQc5S7
Dress up in the original RPG nerd's wet dream with this sext Tifa Lockheart costume. It's a little pricey for what you get, but the included elbow brace and suspenders add extra authenticity. Just be prepared to beat off the guys all night long... wait... that didn't sound right...
Ezio Auditore
Ezio Auditore
Price: $129.99
Link: http://bit.ly/PKgQB4
Halloween might be the only night where dressing in an assassin's costume might actually help you slink away from the scene of a crime. Take advantage of this golden opportunity by donning Ezio's assassin garb from Assassin's Creed II, complete with cowl and decorative belts.
Master Chief
Master Chief Supreme Edition
Price: $799.99
Link: http://bit.ly/D9oi
Master Chief Deluxe Edition
Price: $69.99
Link: http://bit.ly/SbXDXi
Showing up in a full suit of Mjolnir armor is probably the most boss move you could pull, but it'll cost you big if you want to do it right. The supreme edition of the costume features a helmet with lights, hard plastic body armor, and a hefty price tag. If you're a little less affluent, check out the cheaper deluxe edition, but you do get what you pay for.
