Fat guys get no respect. They're marginalized, taunted, and made to look the fool. Well, no more! At least not in video games. We're tired of the chisel-chinned, nice-guy hero types taking all of the glory, so we've gone ahead and compiled our favorite round mounds of badassery we look up to...even if they probably haven't seen their toes in years. From the slimy to the just plain weirdly awesome, here is our totally unqualified, yet impeccably ranked list of the 25 most badass fat guys in video game land. Now, can someone please pass the fried cookie batter?
By Troy Mounis
25. Glen "Big Baby" Davis, NBA 2K series
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24. Gorons, Legend of Zelda series
LoZ
23. Norton Mapes, F.E.A.R. (2005)
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21. Chang Koehan, King of Fighters series
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19. Joe Barbaro, Mafia II (2010)
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Mafia II
18. Sumo Santa, Clay Fighter (1993)
very
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17. King Krool, Donkey Kong series
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16. Krew, Jak and Dexter series
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15. Wong Who, Final Fight series
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14. Bob, Tekken series
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13. Fatman, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
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12. Elvis, God Hand (2006)
11. Fat Joe, Def Jam: Fight for NY (2004)
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10. Rufus, Street Fighter IV (2009)
9. Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog series
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8. Fat CJ, GTA: San Andreas (2004)
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6. Paul Bearer, WWE games
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5. Wario, Wario series
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4. Earthquake, WWF WrestleFest (1991)
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3. E Honda, Street Fighter series
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2. King Hippo, Punch-Out! (1984)
Punch-Out!
1. Heavy, Team Fortress 2 (2007)
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