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We can all agree on the fact that pants can be a nuisance at times—taking them off delays getting freaky by a few precious moments, their sealed-off nature creates an enclosed environment that's ideal for swamp-ass to flourish, and true cozyboy status has never occurred in the confines of pants.
Admit it—pants are sometimes the worst. And that's why breakaway pants, which allow you to become pants-less in mere seconds, are so great. If you're still not convinced about the ability to literally rip away your trousers like a page out of a book, here are 15 Reasons Why Breakaway Pants Are the Best Pants Ever.
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How to not do it
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First off, properly tearing off breakaway pants looks awesome. This is the opposite of what it should look like.
Button Fly
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Girls will never again be frustrated or confused by your button fly.
Instant AC
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Are things getting a bit hot and heavy? Instant air conditioning!
Intimidation
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If done properly, removing your breakaway pants will intimidate your squash opponent and other life-enemies.
They provide a workout
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They provide a great workout, and the chance to show off your results (even if no one asked).
Outfit change
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Spontaneous outfit changes in public are a reality.
man of mystery
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Any international man of mystery knows they can be turned into an effective weapon for seducing female enemies and battling evil geniuses.
Dance your pants off
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You can literally dance your pants off.
Salute Your Shorts
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They give a whole new meaning to Salute Your Shorts.
Pranks
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If you and your friends wear breakaway pants, it's easy to embarrass them on the national stage, like Jordan did to Penny at the '96 All-Star Game. Got 'em!
Jordan Penny Dikembe
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But if you're a victim once, there'll always be another dude to clown on. Penny joined MJ in sonning Dikembe Mutombo at the All-Star Game in '97, much to the delight of the lady giving Mutombo his cue.
Ninja
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If you're a ninja, getting undressed is a breeze.
Drop the pants
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Instead of dropping the mic like a bawse, you can tear them off and drop the pants like a bawse.
Instant Party
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Tired of boring, regular ol' street crossings? Turn the intersection into an instant party.
Cheers of thousands
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