15 Reasons Why Breakaway Pants Are the Best Pants Ever, in GIFs

We can all agree on the fact that pants can be a nuisance at times—taking them off delays getting freaky by a few precious moments, their sealed-off nature creates an enclosed environment that's ideal for swamp-ass to flourish, and true cozyboy status has never occurred in the confines of pants.

Admit it—pants are sometimes the worst. And that's why breakaway pants, which allow you to become pants-less in mere seconds, are so great. If you're still not convinced about the ability to literally rip away your trousers like a page out of a book, here are 15 Reasons Why Breakaway Pants Are the Best Pants Ever.

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First off, properly tearing off breakaway pants looks awesome. This is the opposite of what it should look like.

Girls will never again be frustrated or confused by your button fly.

Are things getting a bit hot and heavy? Instant air conditioning!

If done properly, removing your breakaway pants will intimidate your squash opponent and other life-enemies.

They provide a great workout, and the chance to show off your results (even if no one asked).

Spontaneous outfit changes in public are a reality.

Any international man of mystery knows they can be turned into an effective weapon for seducing female enemies and battling evil geniuses.

You can literally dance your pants off.

They give a whole new meaning to Salute Your Shorts.

If you and your friends wear breakaway pants, it's easy to embarrass them on the national stage, like Jordan did to Penny at the '96 All-Star Game. Got 'em!

But if you're a victim once, there'll always be another dude to clown on. Penny joined MJ in sonning Dikembe Mutombo at the All-Star Game in '97, much to the delight of the lady giving Mutombo his cue.

If you're a ninja, getting undressed is a breeze.

Instead of dropping the mic like a bawse, you can tear them off and drop the pants like a bawse.

Tired of boring, regular ol' street crossings? Turn the intersection into an instant party.

If thousands of people cheer when you rip your pants off, you're doing something right.