The 50 Best Celebrity Yearbook Photos

School: Lincoln High School, 1986-1989
Most Likely To: Get his ass kicked because of this photo, and then rap about it.

School: Palo Alto High School, 2002-2006
Most Likely To: Bring hope to thousands of New Yorkers, then become a symbol of the Knicks' mismanagement.

School: Palo Alto High School, 1992-1996
Most Likely To: Use this photo in some sort of performance art piece.

School: Arroyo Grande High School, 2002-2006
Most Likely To: Ditch the lame collar-over-sweater look and the "Bieber sweep" for dope laid-back Cali waviness.

School: Haynes Bridge Middle School, 1985-1992
Most Likely To: Fucking crush it with the ladies.

School: Trinity Christian Academy, 1999-2003
Most Likely To: Never change his look, bro. Non-matching eyebrows and hair 4 lyfe!!!

School: Santa Monica High School, 1979-1983
Most Likely To: Lose his shit. You can see the madness in his eyes already, and it's only 1983.

School: The American School in London, 1988-1992
Most Likely To: Do weird things to his penis.

School: Newton North High School, 1981-1985
Most Likely To: Make dumb guys feel better about themselves.

School: Frederick Douglass High School, 1985-1989
Most Likely To: Not be a successful rapper, unless he changes up his look.

School: Valley Stream Central High School, 1971-1975
Most Likely To: Not age like a fine wine.

School: Belen Jesuit Preparatory School, 1992-1996
Most Likely To: Draw penises on the other yearbook photos.

School: Dunwoody High School, 1988-1992
Most Likely To: Fix all this.

School: Alexander Hamilton High School, 2000-2004
Most Likely To: Start taking himself way too seriously.

School: Polaris High School, 1991-1995
Most Likely To: Hide that handsome mug behind many, many masks.

School: Santa Monica High School, 1974-1978
Most Likely To: Create a famous stoner high school character based on his own experiences.

School: Grays School Media Arts College and Italia Conti Academy, 1989-1993
Most Likely To: Get skinny. Like, really skinny. Like able to use his concave chest as a wide, shallow soup bowl skinny.

School: Santa Monica High School, 1979-1982
Most Likely To: Do drugs. Lots of 'em.

School: GlenOak High School, 1983-1987
Most Likely To: Grow up, find a steady job, marry, settle down, have two kids, live in the suburbs, and retire at 65 quietly content with life.

School: Augusta High School, 1975-1979
Most Likely To: Undergo the most extreme makeover ever.

School: University High School, 1963-1967
Most Likely To: One word: Tron.

School: Manalapan High School, 1995-1999
Most Likely To: Somehow find a hairstyle worse than this one.

School: Longview High School, 1983-1987
Most Likely To: Not wear a shirt from 1987 until professional retirement.

School: Greenwich High School, 1971-1975
Most Likely To: Work with a guy who sharted in the White House.

School: Maine East High School, 1956-1960
Most Likely To: Own shoes that become the stuff of #menswear legends.

School: Fairfield High School, 1981-1985
Most Likely To: Ditch the tie for obscure Japanese streetwear.

School: Archmere Academy, 1957-1961
Most Likely To: Have a firm anti-malarkey political stance.

School: St. Mark's School, 1982-1986
Most Likely To: Get a nose job, we hope.

School: Cape Girardeau, Missouri Central High School, 1965-1969
Most Likely To: Be a civil and insightful moderator of a national discourse on politics and culture while being the very embodiment of class. Ha, just kidding! You were a dick in high school, and you'll be a dick forever, Rush. Good riddance!

School: John Jay High School, 1974-1978
Most Likely To: Nearly steal the show from Meryl Streep.

School: The King's School Canterbury, 1983-1989
Most Likely To: Somehow play a fantasy woodland fairy and then marry the hottest model in the world.

School: Cambridge Rindge and Latin School, 1984-1988
Most Likely To: Make amnesia cool.

School: Long Beach Polytechnic High School, 1985-1989
Most Likely To: Decide lions > doggs.

School: Shawnee Mission West, 1983-1987
Most Likely To: Be pigeonholed into acting roles where he's a grown man with the impulses of the 18 year old boy pictured here.

School: Newton North High School, 1981-1985
Most Likely To: See the lighter, sillier side of life!

School: Phillips Academy, 1960-1964
Most Likely To: Be the first cheerleader in the White House. And ruin everything.

School: Livingston High School, 1976-1980
Most Likely To: Retain that svelte bod!

School: Livingston High School, 1973-1977
Most Likely To: Be an architect.

School: Gaither High School and Tampa Catholic High School, 1994-1998
Most Likely To: Be, and then play a stripper.

School: Massapequa High School, 1968-1972
Most Likely To: Be a secret style icon.

School: Terrell High School, 1981-1985
Most Likely To: Try to make the jheri curl trendy again in 2015.

School: Butler Area High School and Carmel High School, 1972-1976
Most Likely To: Join a traveling folk music troupe and OD on peyote while wearing a kooky printed shirt.

School: Oakland Military Academy and Mainland High School, 1967-1971
Most Likely To: Shove a bomb up a guy's ass, hence creating the term "butthurt."

School: Penns Grove, 1969-1973
Most Likely To: Keep that luscious mane forever.

School: Punahou School, 1975-1979
Most Likely To: Lead the free world, or, like, whatever.

School: Aflred G. Berner High School, 1972-1976
Most Likely To: Revive his career on the merit of his voice alone.

School: Brooklyn Tech High School, 1977-1981
Most Likely To: Show his penis on some sort of world wide virtual network.

School: Taft High School, 1983-1987
Most Likely To: Get a little bit of gold and a pager.

School: Central High School, 1972-1976
Most Likely To: Make pancakes.