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25 Awful Celebrity Autographs

These signatures shouldn't be that valuable.

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Celebrity signatures are often valuable, not to mention a source of excitement for us common folk. Whether it is an athlete, actress, or musician, we all have our favorite celebrities we look up to for different reasons. Since we don't actually know these people personally, our perception of them is based on how their are portrayed through the media.

It is one of the worst feelings when your favorite celebrity doesn't quite turn out to be the person you thought he or she was. We build up famous people a substantial amount, thinking they can do know wrong, but they are human just like us. If you consider yourself a big fan of one of the people on this list, then we suggest you hide your eyes, because these celebrity autographs are entirely underwhelming.

25 Awful Celebrity Autographs

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Wiz Khalifa

Wiz Khalifa

Is signing your name not enough?

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Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez

This looks like chicken scratch.

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Al Pacino

Al Pacino

Does this even count?

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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Gaga, a signature is one thing that doesn't need to be weird.

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Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

A lowercase "l," an obscure "t," and a big "C." Pretty sure that doesn't spell Mariah.

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Al Roker

Al Roker

You went a little overboard with the illustration, Al.

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Michelle Williams

Michelle Williams

A lot of loops with no name resemblance.

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John Lennon

John Lennon

That face actually looks exactly like him.

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Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston

Lots of circles.

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Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

This doesn't even look remotely like a name.

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Barack Obama

Barack Obama

The famous penis signature—you go Barack.

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Ichiro Suzuki

Ichiro Suzuki

Ichiro has played in the league for a while but clearly has not picked up the language.

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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Did Brit sign her name in Japanese?

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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

She's going to write a song about us for making fun of her signature.

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Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff

Just a few scribbles.

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Shakira

Shakira

What is that—tongue and lips?

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Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

This looks like she wrote "Dan."

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George Clooney

George Clooney

Come on, man, you can put in a little more effort than two Gs.

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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson

Your P and R look similar.

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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone

SSSSSSly

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Jason Statham

Jason Statham

Jason Statham's strong point is not his handwriting...or even his acting for that matter.

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Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

We can call you NPH, you can't call yourself NPH and then underline it just to make sure we know.

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Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy

R.I.P., but what is going on with that weird heart smiley person?

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Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan

Cool hieroglyphics, Jackie.

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Avril Lavigne

Avril Lavigne

What is that funny looking star?

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