25 Inappropriate Christmas Ornaments

Christmas will blow up with these decorating your tree.

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These swastika ornaments promote a very Nazi Christmas and a Hitler New Year. We wish them a nasty Christmas and a hate-less New Year.

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These unborn babies will gear up and guard your tree through the night.

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Maybe these aren't for a home with children old enough to read, but these ornaments are very expressive.

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Don't discriminate against the less cuter Christmas pals.

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Think like Santa Claus, be jolly and generous. We hope this is what this brain ornament means to say.

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If this is the kind of Christmas spirit you're feeling, welcome these guests into your home.

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We thought Santa was supposed to bring children gifts instead of taking the children away, but Santa's trying out new methods of making a living.

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The idea was to create a bundled up infant peering at you. The result is a terrifying, terrified mess.

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Ain't nobody got time for that.

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...and you thought all babies are supposed to be cute.

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We don't know what mermen and their costumes have to do with Christmas, but merry Christmas anyway.

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Get a room, man!

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This santa may have a cute face, but he's still proven to be naughty.

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Put that shit away!

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Make sure this one stays on the tree, alright?

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If you plan to kiss someone under this mistletoe, watch out for the zombie missing his toe.

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Instead of climbing down the chimney, this zombie santa is climbing out after wiping out the entire family.

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Guns might imply an endorsement of violence, but a glittering gun is excusable.

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Santa, your butt may be cold from the sleigh ride, but you might not realize how this looks. Plus Frosty might not be there anymore when you turn around.

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Santa knows the rules of patience too.

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Spreading the holiday cheer, humans and deer alike.

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We know what's in the sock, now what's in the box?

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Childhood ruined.

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This year, the dog makes a contribution to the tree.

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