Halloween is right around the corner which means many ladies will be out on the prowl in rather revealing costumes. There's also going to be plenty of drinking going on, and as dressed up as many of us get, we all know the ultimate goal is to get undressed by the night's end.
Let us help you out, there's going to be plenty of dudes out there in dumb costumes, many of them bound to be a little inapproriate. When in doubt, here's 25 Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid.









DJ RoboTron October 25th, 2011 at 01:17 PM
Seriously, I'd pay to see your brainstorming sessions when deciding what to make a list on. Or do you just pick random madlibs inside a fishbowl?
WTF October 25th, 2011 at 02:33 PM
Terrible list. Wasted my time..
Darius Dukes October 25th, 2011 at 05:46 PM
Excuse me, but a black guy can pull off Superman as well or even better than any white person! Plus Ive been CK/Superman for the last 3 yrs. and I always manage to get a girl or 2. Ive BEEN doing that. Good article!
Dartfin October 26th, 2011 at 06:44 PM
Let's talk about time wasting and how this article did just that. These are costumes, they're wardrobes, or what you look like getting out of the shower. Want a costume? Go as Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2 or Spider-Man. People who go as 'sexy nurse' or 'slutty cop' or 'The Situation' are missing the point, you can do that lame crap at a theme party, Halloween is for going all out.
Dartfin October 26th, 2011 at 06:45 PM
*These aren't costumes.