This is the best Valentine's Day present ever. These kneepads by Diesel are the perfect way to ask your girl for more fellatio, but maintain your sensitive persona by letting her know you consider the well-being of her knees. Bruises and rug burn no more! She can bob her head with ease. These kneepads, available at Diesel stores in India, have "Buy One and Get One Pearl Necklace Free!" on the packaging. So thoughtful. Something every couple can enjoy, and by every couple, we mean just you.

[via The Frisky]