Vehicle: '72 Cadillac Eldorado
Soundtrack: R. Kelly "Bump n' Grind"

Unless you're remarkably well endowed or own an extra-wide Caddy, this is going to be a hard sell. Remember that you're not on a queen size bed at the Holiday Inn. In other words: you're going to have to sacrifice a little face-to-face intimacy for the sake of getting it on in a Wal-Mart parking lot after dark.

That said, if you have a wide backseat, this is the kind of star-crossed lovers shit that really turns us on. Just turn up the Kellz and mouth lyrics to each other while one of you hangs awkwardly above the floorboards. That's love.