We'll go ahead and assume that since you're here, you're interested in seeing exactly what the headline describes.

But fair warning: it's pretty disgusting.

With that out of the way, we bring you the tale of Travis Wolford, who appeared at "Ruckus in the Cage" in West Virginia for a fight against fellow heavyweight Daniel Cooper. After Wolford was on the wrong end of a significant beating and was forced to tap out, he lost control of one very important bodily function, and the result was scattered all over the mat.

The event's promoter, Christopher MacCorkle Smith, took to Facebook to share the news:

Everyone is still talking about it. Never seen anything this gross in my entire career of promoting fights but shit happens and could happen to anyone. Daniel Cooper literally beat the crap out of "The Brown Bomber" Travis Wolford in Ruckus in the Cage in Beckley Oct. 3. Before the fights started he went to Chili Night and ate some hot chili. During his bout he had a colossal explosion where chili beans and everything he ate landed all over the mat. Says he instantly lost 15 pounds.... Plans on fighting November 13 in Summersville to prove that it was just an accident. Any takers???

It's doubtful that this unpleasant incident will actually prevent another fighter from stepping into the cage against Wolford at some point in the future. But you can bet that when they do, they will be a bit more cautious than usual.

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[via Bloody Elbow]