New Detroit Tigers outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is headed to the Motor City in an ostentatious ride (which is pretty much all Lamborghini makes) in an Aventador that easily tops 200 MPH and literally shits fire out the back.

We're not sure what the practical reason for this is, but it looks cool. At least until a kid walking his new dog jaywalks behind you at a red-light.

And then you got a lawsuit on your hands.

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