Leeds United's Adryan deserves an EGOT for the performance he put on while playing against Derby County this past weekend in England's English Championship league.

Flopping like a mating salmon jumping upstream, the Brazilian-born soccer player instantly brought himself into Emmy, Oscar, and Tony contention with his pained theatrics; we're still figuring out how to hand him the Grammy, but let's not go out of our way to deny the man history. This is a performance for the ages. 

[via The Big Lead]