Sport Played: NFL
Year: 2010
Crime: Got drunk and jumping into a canal in Indianapolis, Ind. before getting busted for public intoxication

The good thing about McAfee's story was that it didn't involve him getting drunk and then getting behind the wheel of the car. But it was still ridiculous to hear about the wild night he had during the Colts' bye week in the middle of the 2010-11 NFL season. He reportedly got ripped in the Broad Ripple section of Indy before deciding to jump into a canal on a whim. And then, when police saw him a few minutes later and asked him why he was soaking wet, he tried to cover his tracks by responding, “It was raining.” Uh, raining shots of Patron? McAfee ended up getting arrested and was later suspended one game by the NFL for being a jackass.