Sport Played: NCAAF
Year: 2008
Crime: Stole another student's laptop and then threw it out his dorm room window at the University of Florida in Gainesville, Fla.

A lot of people are guilty of doing stupid things in college. But Newton's worst college story makes your worst story look like child's play. While he was a backup QB for Tim Tebow at the University of Florida, he thought it would be a good idea to steal another student's laptop. He even wrote his name on it and everything. But when police came to investigate the laptop theft, Newton tossed the computer out the window and thought that would help him get away with the crime. One problem: HIS NAME WAS ON THE LAPTOP. So he was arrested a short time later and, eventually, got thrown off the football team at Florida for his stupid behavior.