#NBAContractDemands: Twitter Demands Rihanna's Phone Number, Mark Cuban vs. a Kangaroo, and More

Comedy Central's "Midnight" asks Twitter users to make their #NBAContractDemands.

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NBA free agency has officially begun and—with teams groveling for the services of LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony and others—you can expect an onslaught of insane contract demands. Accordingly, Comedy Central’s internet-themed series Midnight prompted Twitter users for their #NBAContractDemands on Wednesday night. By Thursday morning, the parodied sense of entitlement became a trending topic. 

Shirts that look like clown vomit #NBAContractDemands pic.twitter.com/MkyhdZgc4j
A dude has to follow me around and say "no autographs" so I can sign them and look like a good guy #NBAContractDemands @midnight
Marc Cuban versus a boxing kangaroo at halftime of the all-star game #nbacontractdemands @midnight
Rihanna's phone number #NBAContractDemands @midnight

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